Monthly Archives: July 2009
Muscles and oral sex. It’s a two-fer.
Hey ladies! Want to tone your biceps, firm your triceps, and get those long, lean, breadstick arms of celebutante-starfucks who want to look skinny, but not (ugh! how gauche!) muscular?! Well, I have your answer. Just simulate fellatio with the … Continue reading
Sarah Palin isn’t a feminist just because she’s a woman…
In the wake of this, I give you this (care of Andy Holland, my J101 cohort in crime). I laughed so hard I almost peed. And then I got one of those full-body chills at the thought that this frustrated prom queen could have … Continue reading
Validation, in commercial form, for triflin’ hoes…
A spell back, I blogged about my experience with Cash4Gold, a company that sucks to the very depths of utter suckiness. In short, I got the ring I originally sent them back and hawked it at my friendly, neighborhood pawn shop, where … Continue reading
Abstinence for sale – very cheap!!!
I think it’s safe to say I’m sexually progressive (and by “progressive,” I don’t mean “promiscuous.” I mean “progressive.” There’s a big dif. Haul out your dictionary if you’re still baffled). I naturally tend to default to Feminism (yes, it deserves to … Continue reading
Filed under Feminism in all its glory
Oh, how far we have fallen…
There are certain moments along this roller-coaster we call Life when we must stop and ponder the often-circuitous way things seem to manifest. Karma? Simple coincidence? One of the plethora of higher powers to which one may bow? Virginal sacrifice? It’s … Continue reading
Filed under Infomercial Smackdown
